Issue # 101: Colts vs. Ravens
 

Poor illiterate ponies,
Tom Wolfe said it can't be done.
This Sunday, they try.

New year, same questions.
Will the defense be better?
Can they beat the Pats?

 
 

Forty nine touchdowns.
Can Manning break his record?
Unrealistic!

Winless preseason.
Is good football like a switch?
Can Colts turn it on?

 
 

The Edge can't juke it.
Stiff arms or spin moves don't work.
Can't outrun the "tag."

1984.
Billick re-opens old wounds.
The Cleveland Ravens?

 
 

Early injuries
Young defenders get the reps.
Payoff in playoffs?

Swansong for triplets?
Say it ain't so, Mr. Irsay!
Edge is worth the dough.


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