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Issue # 136: Craptastic Effort

Last week: Colts 17 Jaguars 44

Haiku count: 973

This week: Colts vs Bengals

 

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Beyond embarrassed
Not even shred of Colt pride.
Humiliation

 

Meltdown is too kind
Colts invent new words for suck
Craptastic effort.

 

Ponies pull up lame
Mighty beast's Achilles heel:
pathetic run d

 

Historically bad
Colt opponents average
hundred yards on ground

 

Momentum's tricky.
Colts lost it on their first drive
when Stokely dropped score.

 

Memo to defense
Football is a contact sport
Tackling is allowed.

 

Everything's not fine
No spin from Baghdad Bill can
fill gaps in D.

 

Stat to remember
in game Colts want to forget
Marvin's thousandth catch.

 

 

 

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written by: Stephen Conway

 

 

 
 
 
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